I recently bought a plump antique rolling pin and carved a grumpy face into it. Friends who saw it suggest a cast stone version, so, here it is. The grumpy face seemed appropriate for a tool that flattens dough, pastries or anything else in its path. There are no mild mannered rolling pins, only brutes like Mr. Sourdough.

DIMENSIONS: 3 × 12.25 × 2.75 in